Not much to say this week.

Hey, if you’re looking for my pizza recipe, it’s on the 6-25 entry.

I’ve been redoing our upstairs bathroom. It’s just about done. I had to tear up the old floor and subfloor and replace them. The new floor looks great. We had one of those  “cover your old bathtub and shower with a new one” installed and that looks good too. I have yet to finish the molding. That and I had to spend a day in Virginia at doctors appointments. I also did a full weeks worth of drawing. I’m greatly overworked and underpaid. So that’s about it for this week. But here’s an old story, one of my personal favorites from 1991. Sid and Mr. Squid have some issues….

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How to Make Pizza

I wrote in Serieparadan that I would tell you all how to make the world’s best pizza. Here goes:

For the dough you will need

  • 2 cups of all purpose flour
  • half teaspoon of salt
  • half a cup of warm water
  • one package of double acting yeast
  • 2 teaspoons of olive oil

Dissolve the yeast in the warm water, add the olive oil and mix it up. In a large bowl mix all the stuff together, and knead it for three or four minutes. If the dough is sticky add more flour. You can’t have the dough being sticky or you won’t be able to get it into the oven. Now roll it into a ball, cover it with a warm damp towel, and let it rise for about 20 minutes someplace warm. What I do is place the bowl that has the dough ball inside a larger bowl that has hot water in it.IMG_7312

Covered with a warm damp towel that I rewarm every four or five minutes.

IMG_7313You will need a pizza board. Here’s mine. I’ve had it for twenty years or so:IMG_7314What you should do with the dough once it has risen is roll it out a little bit. Dust the pin and surface with flour to keep it from sticking. Then you should toss it up in the air. I’m not good at that. I screw it up all the time. So I roll it out. It’s best to toss it because you can make it nice and round, and you don’t flatten it since it’s already risen. I dust my pizza board with flour and then roll it out on that.

(The blue gloves were because I had primed my bathroom floor earlier that day, and I had some of the stuff on my hands that I couldn’t get off) Then you crinkle up the edges to keep the sauce from running over.

Now for the sauce you need:

  • One of those little cans of tomato sauce
  • garlic powder, as much as you like
  • a tablespoon of olive oil

IMG_7316IMG_7317Mix it all up and pour as much as you like on the crust. You don’t have to use it all. Use lots of fresh basil. I didn’t have a whole lot. Usually I would use more. Here I’ve washed it and then dried it on a towel. Frau Grace jumped in and put it on this grate. IMG_7322Use more basil than this. I just ran out.

IMG_7328Get whole milk mozzarella. Don’t mess with that part skim stuff. If you’re going to clog your arteries up anyway, do it right.IMG_7326IMG_7329I only had 12 ounces of cheese. Use at least a pound. I always put anchovies and mushrooms and bell peppers on my pizza. Frau Grace doesn’t like bell peppers so I only put them on my half. Use what ever ingredients you like. Did you know that what you like on your pizza tells a lot about your personality. I’ve done extensive research on this. Check at the bottom of this recipe.

You’ll need a pizza stone. This on I’ve had for 40 years. No kidding.IMG_7315I’ve preheated the oven to 400 degrees Kelvin. If you’re in Europe, you’ll have to convert this to Celsius, and the ounces to grams or whatever you use. (There are 16 ounces in a pound) I’ve let the pizza stone heat up in the oven. Here is the pizza just when I popped it into the oven:

IMG_7331Bake it for 15 to 17 minutes. You can tell it’s done when the crust is browned and the cheese is bubbling. Here it is partially eaten…IMG_7332What you like on your pizza says a lot about your personality. Here’s a little check list:

  • Pepperoni: You’re pretty boring
  • Sausage: A little better, but not much
  • Mushrooms: Invite your girlfriend
  • Poison mushrooms: Invite your mother-in-law
  • Olives: You have a Mediterranean temperament
  • Olives and vodka: Invite your wife’s brother
  • Eggplant: That’s good. Shows you have imagination
  • Eggplant and baloney: I stand corrected. You’re nuts
  • Squirrel’s ears: Time for another tune-up
  • Mushrooms, green peppers and anchovies: You’re intelligent, good looking and full of animal magnetism

 

Ok, that’s how you make pizza. And since we’re on the subject of food, here’s a little story about Effie from 1998…

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Happy Mother’s Day

That’s today. Yesterday I bought Frau Grace an old escritoire. She needed a desk, and for the moment until we get resettled (Did I mention that I want to buy a house in my old hometown, Bradenton, Florida?) we’re a bit cramped for space. We live in our old summer house on the Chesapeake Bay. And I do mean old. The main part was built in 1896. People added on over the years. Right now I’m remodeling the bathrooms. I’m getting too old for this.

 

Well yesterday for Mother’s Day (A day early) I took Frau Grace to the Tidewater Inn in Easton. It’s about as old as my house. We drank a couple beers and watched the Kentucky Derby. She always likes to do that. There was one lady there with a hat. If you don’t know, the tradition of the Kentucky Derby is for the ladies to wear fancy hats and get loaded on mint juleps.IMG_7299This is pretty typical. After the race we walked down the block to a very fancy inn and restaurant, 202 Dover Street. Had a nice dinner including my first taste of real actual pate de fois gras from a poor abused goose. I felt kind of guilty. Last week a reader cautioned me about using bird calls while bird watching. I believe that he’s right if it’s done to excess. But would never intentionally hurt a bird. I feel kind of guilty in retrospect, considering  that I’ve read about people force feeding geese. We’ve got so many Canada Geese around here, it’s a wonder that one of the locals hasn’t gotten into the pate business. Winter time here on the bay it’s a shooting gallery. Also the week before last I drew a story about Arnold going to college to learn how to be a voodoo king. One of his courses was chicken strangling 101. But I assure you, no chickens were hurt in the drawing of the story.

 

Let me look int the archives and see if I can find a story about my favorite bird….Ernie 07-09-10 Ernie 07-09-11 Ernie 07-09-12 Ernie 07-09-13 Ernie 07-09-14 Ernie 07-09-15 Ernie 07-09-17 Ernie 07-09-18 Ernie 07-09-19 Ernie 07-09-20 Ernie 07-09-21 Ernie 07-09-22

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Back in Virginia

Frau Grace and I were back in Northern Virginia this past weekend. Just got back. Had a good time seeing our friends and going to the old watering holes. Hung over all day Saturday. But it’s the end of April, and since I was there, I went into Washington DC and into Rock Creek Park on Saturday, hangover and all. If you’re not familiar with it, the park a wonderful old growth forest that splits the city right down the middle. Years ago when I lived in town I would go there just about every weekend and do some bird watching and look for mushrooms. The end of April is when the morels come up. I used to have a spot there 35 years ago where I used to pick them. I went back to the spot, but no luck. IMG_7267

But there’s plenty of wildlife.  And I’ve always been fond of turtles. This is an Eastern Box Turtle:IMG_7289Here are some deer. They were fearless. I could get within fifteen feet of the young buck. If they lived on the Eastern Shore of the Chesapeake where I live they wouldn’t last a minute.

I used to be a pretty avid bird watcher.  I used to spend lots of time in the woods. But as I got older and my eyes got bad, I wasn’t able to enjoy it as much. Now that I’ve had my cataracts taken care of, I’ve been enjoying it again. It’s hard to get good bird pictures on an IPhone, but I can still record them. This is my favorite North American bird song. It’s a Wood Thrush. I have a Peterson’s Field Guide app on my IPhone. If youo’re into birds, it’s really nice. It has all the information that the book has, but it also has recorded bird songs. I’d like to buy a speaker to take into the woods to me. If you play a certain bird song, and if they are around, birds of the same species will come to investigate. By the way, I also have a mushroom guide on my IPhone. I’ve picked and eaten wild mushrooms for almost 40 years, and I still haven’t killed myself. The noise that you hear in the background is Rock Creek. It’s actually more of a small river than a creek.

I’ve had a folder from a year ago on my computer that told me to put these strips on my blog in May. I don’t know why, but here they are. In all of the strips that showed Lulu Honeycutt’s cleavage I had to close up her blouse for the newspapers. They are from 2006

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What’s little, black and goes “Baaaa”?

Yes, you’re right. It’s a day old baby lamb. My neighbors daughter and son-and-law have a farm in Pennsylvania. They brought over this little black sheep. One day old. Check the video.

 

Remember when Arnold was Crown Prince Arnold of East Blonosia? This is from 2002. In the published version I had to erase Lady Nadine Ysup Von Biggers’ saggy boobs.Ernie 02-07-22 Ernie 02-07-23 Ernie 02-07-24 Ernie 02-07-25 Ernie 02-07-26 Ernie 02-07-27 Ernie 02-07-29o Ernie 02-07-30 Ernie 02-07-31 Ernie 02-08-01 o Ernie 02-08-02 o Ernie 02-08-03 o

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Back Home Again.

We made an offer on a house in Bradenton. We’ll see how it turns out. Meanwhile, the is the Beach House Cafe in Bradenton Beach.  It’s a wonderful restaurant and Tiki Bar right on the beach. IMG_7234IMG_7235When I was a teenager there was a bar and restaurant there called Trader Jack’s. Before it was washed away in a hurricane, it was one of the spots where my Aunt Mae and Fat Fran (The Cherry Sisters) used to do their act. At night the cook used to bar-b-que chicken on a concrete deck on the beach at the back of the bar. One night I and my gang of juvenile delinquents, led by my evil sister, Roberta, set up our lookouts and a raiding party. We timed it perfectly. The cook would come out every three minutes to check his chickens. Man, they were gone like clockwork.We huddled down in the rock jetties eating chicken and laughing. I’ll never forget the look on the face of that co0ok when he came out and found all his chickens gone. We should have been tossed in the slammer.

Along the Manatee River in downtown Bradenton is the River Walk. It wasn’t there when I was a kid. It’s really very nice for a stroll or a bike ride. There is an amphitheater and a stage for concerts, and playgrounds and fountains for the kids to play in.IMG_7240IMG_7244Hey, Skateboarding isn’t a crime!

 

Here’s a story from February and March in 2000. Sid and Effie living together without the benefit of clergy. How shocking!

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Sunny Forida

That’s where I am, in Bradenton, my old home town. Actually I grew up in Bradenton Beach on Anna Maria Island in the Gulf Park Trailer Park. Frau Grace and I are looking to buy a house or a condo or something. Here’s one of the things I love about Florida:IMG_7179It’s a beautiful 1969 I think) Pontiac. It has a bumper sticker that says “Nixon for President” Hey just wait till the Cubans start selling their old cars to collectors. Why can’t they make good looking cars anymore? Like Ernie’s 1957 DeSoto. The most beautiful car ever made was the 1963 DeSoto, inside and out. The late fifties marked the epitome of car design.

Whenever I get down here I have to have a grouper sandwich. There are lots of good places, but lately I’ve been stopping at the Tide Tables in Cortez at the bridge to the island. If you’re ever down here and you like fish, try it. Nice atmosphere, too, right on the bay.IMG_7220 IMG_7219OK, Here are some Sundays from 2005:

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Happy April

And am I glad it’s Spring! Loinfruit texted me yesterday. He said his girlfriend was pregnant. Well I was a little put back, to say the least. Then, finally, Frau Grace reminded me that it was April Fool’s Day. I texted Loinfruit back and told him that his mother was in the hospital with a heart attack. He nearly loaded his Huggies. Don’t mess with yer old man.

Another thing about April first here on the Chesapeake Bay, at least in the State of Maryland, is the the oyster season is over. So I ran down to the seafood joint and bought the frau four pints.  I sift them with cornmeal and deep fry them only as few at a time four just under a minute. Mighty tasty! Once Frau Grace ate 7 dozen on the half shell at one sitting. Whew!

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We’re heading down to my old home town, Bradenton Florida, this Wednesday. We’re looking for a place to buy. Stay tuned.

Here are two weeks of stand alone gags from Spring of 2003…

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Easter

I hope you all had a good one. Lots of colored eggs and chocolate bunnies and stuff like that. When I was a little kid Easter was a pretty big deal. The Easter egg hunt was the top. but my sister, 4 years older would run in front of me an grab all the eggs. What a bitch. Today I was the only one who ate the peeps. Terrific.IMG_7142

Not much to report. I drew a story about Zerblat last week. This panel will have to be reworked for the papers…5Here are a bunch of Sundays from 2007…Ernie-07-07-01-Color Ernie-07-08-26-Color Ernie-07-10-28-Color Ernie-07-11-25-ColorErnie-07-08-12-Color

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It’s Working Again

If you checked yesterday (Sunday) you know that I was having some problems updating my blog. I got it fixed. It was one of the plugins in my WordPress plugins folder.

I’ve mentioned it before. I love fruitcake. Frau Grace made another one the other day.

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Here’s the fruit

 

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This is what it looks like when it comes out of the oven

Frau Grace and I spent the weekend in Dewey Beach Delaware with friends. One of our friends has a son who owns one of those big vacation beach houses. We had a great time. Plenty to eat…IMG_7139And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

The weather was terrible. After all it was still winter. Look at these vacation houses right on the beach. I predict they won’t be there past the next hurricane.

IMG_7136Some guy was running his pit bulls. One came up and sniffed my leg. Whew!IMG_7138Back in 2005 I drew a Sunday strip that my assistant (Frau Grace) refused to color. She found it too offensive. Last week I finally talked her into it. The publication date is May 22. Here’s a panel:Ernie-16-05-22-ColorEnough of that. Here’s a story from 2012:

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